Saturday, November 11, 2006

Saturday Morning Bitching

I clicked on Oak Tree to see this message on his blog:

Not Found

Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn't here.


Is Oakes’s blog telling us that Oakes’s blog does not exist?

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I eat McDonald’s breakfast sometimes. I use the drive-thru (I believe that’s how they spell it), then come home and eat at the computer. It’s fast, cheap and I’ll eat anything as long as it’s not good for you, so it works out.

From my experience I would guess they screw up the order 20-30% of the time. Twice they have given me someone else’s order entirely. I’ve learned to sit at the window and check the order before I drive away.

A failure rate of 20-30% is unacceptable.

I have to bite my tongue when I place my order not to add, “And don’t f**k it up.” If you do that, then they spit on your McMuffin.

2 comments:

EdMcGon said...

Stay away from McMuffins with white gravy. :P

Gus Van Horn said...

And don't "special order" just before closing or a PO'd guy who just cleaned the grill might slap that patty down on the floor in the process of flipping it.

Childhood experience. Wasn't me. Just a guy a helluva lot bigger than me and at a time before my spine calcified.