The Lakers were down 24 points with around 7:30 to play in the fourth quarter, then the other team, whoever they are, fell asleep and the Lakers cut the lead to 2 points and almost stole a win in that place back East, wherever it is. The Lakers played as bad as I have seen them play since they got Pau Gasol and they were close in both games.
Now the Lakers have this other team, whoever they are, right where they want them -- overconfident! The Bozos from Beantown actually think they have a chance to win this series. Ha! Ha ha! Their humiliation will be complete when the Lakers win three games in LA and one game back in that other place, wherever it is.
The Lakers are cruel to let the Clover Leafs think they can win. Poor, deluded Clover Leafs. Like a cat hoping a wounded mouse will make another run for it just so he can have the fun of pouncing again, the Lakers tease that other team, whoever they are, the ones in green.
Boston sucks. Aerosmith sucks. The Standells suck. Okay, "Dirty Water" is a great song, but they still suck because they're from a state famous for burning witches and electing Kennedys. "Hey, gang! Let's burn a witch, then go vote for Ted Kennedy!" What a state!
(For those of you who are wondering if I'm serious -- and I know you're out there -- this post goes with the smiling face to the left. Well, mostly. Sort of.)