Odors rise from my toilet
Why is this happening?
I consult the experts (women)
I am told of magic words
of Clorox and Pine-Sol
but don't use them at the same time because the combination creates a gas that can kill you
Holy cow, you can die cleaning a toilet
This is more complicated than I thought it would be
I hire a maid
who speaks only spanish
"Cleano toileto," I say in spanish
she smiles and nods
I am a man of command
I call girls while the maid cleans and tell them I have a maid, hoping they'll think I'm a big shot
40 bucks, the place is clean
Should I have haggled? Does she disrespect me and call me gringo because I didn't haggle with her?
Why is everything so complicated?