Democrat: We brought these terrorist attacks on ourselves by meddling in foreign countries and exploiting their resources instead of advancing social justice. It’s no wonder the people of those countries hate us. Can you blame them for attacking us?
Republican: No, you’re wro…
Democrat: How DARE you question my patriotism?!
Republican: But…
Democrat: Question this fascist administration and what do you get? You get intimidation! Stifling of dissent! Well, dissent is an American tradition! You can’t shut me up, you Nazi wingnut!
Republican: Wait…
Democrat: Can you believe these McCarthyite bastards? Have they no shame? Every time you think they can’t go lower, they do. Question their policies and they just try to shut you up! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
Republican: Well…
Democrat: YOU CAN’T SHUT ME UP! Why, oh why won’t the wingnuts just have a reasonable dialogue without name-calling or intimidation?
Republican: Gosh...
Democrat: Oh, please, just shut up. Shut up. You have already disgraced yourself. You're beneath contempt. Who can talk with these subhuman creatures?
Republican: Actually...
Democrat: HE'S STILL TRYING TO STIFLE DISSENT! What has happened to our country?
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