EXT. STARBUCKS DRIVE-THROUGH – NIGHT
Joe is at the speaker in his Buick.
JOE
Yeah, I’d like a large vanilla latte.
CLERK (Voice-Over)
Do you mean a venti?
JOE
No, I mean a large.
CLERK (VO)
Large is venti.
JOE
I want a large.
CLERK (VO)
We don’t have large. We have venti.
JOE
Listen. Take your biggest cup and fill it with a vanilla latte.
CLERK (VO)
You want a venti.
JOE
No, I want a large.
CLERK (VO)
You have to say venti.
JOE
I don’t want to say venti.
CLERK (VO)
Why not?
JOE
Because it’s a stupid word, all right? I want one vanilla latte. Large.
CLERK (VO)
A venti vanilla latte.
JOE
Large!
CLERK (VO)
VENTI!
JOE
LARGE!
CLERK (VO)
VENTIIIIIIII!!!
JOE
Venti this, asshole.
Joe shoots the speaker with a .45.
UPDATE: Took out some, but not all of the profanity.
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4 comments:
That's what you get for drinking coffee. I mean, seriously, the people that work there have to be the most buzzed, irritable, shaky people on the planet. You must humor them or they will deprive you of caffiene.
Gee, you just don't generally sound like a java junkie, Jennifer. (How's that for alliteration?)
Heh. I could never stomach the stuff.
Starbucks is NOT one of my favorite places to buy coffee. It's overpriced for unexceptional coffee.
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